Differences Between A Friend and A Best Friend

I saw this photo from Facebook which is shared by my former college classmate who was also one of my best buddies. 

I also have here an additional differences between a friend and a best friend..
Friend: Hands your shoe if it falls down Best Friend: Grabs your shoe and runs around the room with it screaming "ha ha loser!"
Friend: Comforts you when you're heartbroken Best Friend: Will say "be right back" with a baseball bat, come back at 3am and say  "it's all been taken care of."
Friend: Calls your parents Mr. and Mrs. Best Friend: Calls you parents Dad and Mom
Friend: Buy you breakfast or snacks or lunch or dinner. Best Friend: Will eat your breakfast or snacks or lunch or dinner.
Friend: Helps you find your prince charming. Best Friend: Kidnap him and bring him to you.